They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
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