And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
i would punch a child for taco bell
no. you can't hotbox the world.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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