Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
My ATM looks so different sober.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
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