He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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