she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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