He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
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If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
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My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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