We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
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I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
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We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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