when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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