'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
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She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
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Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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