She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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