i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
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I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
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Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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