Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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