Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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