sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
