doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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