ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
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