bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
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its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
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I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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