And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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