The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
he had hair everywhere except his balls
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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