god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
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Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
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Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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