Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry jasonoz hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(630): View more from Illinois

Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.

Fav 7 976 2326
share tweet
(415): View more from California

I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with

Fav 82 2753 2396
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(215): View more from Pennsylvania

i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god

(215): View more from Pennsylvania

ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one

Fav 10 3353 760
share tweet
(516): View more from New York

i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second

(631): View more from New York

i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead

Fav 28 4024 1139
share tweet
(630): View more from Illinois

i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.

Fav 6 1327 3309
share tweet
(512): View more from Texas

No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.

Fav 17 2618 1335
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(765): View more from Indiana

I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.

Fav 4 698 1409
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(831): View more from California

Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.

Fav 0 12 40
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(845): View more from New York

Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??

Fav 0 67 10
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT