I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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