Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
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you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
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Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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