Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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