she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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