so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
you didnt know i had herpes?
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
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don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
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Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
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