just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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