So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Randomize