I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
You pole danced in your parka.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
