Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
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