New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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