doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
Randomize
