i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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