Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
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the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
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by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
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