I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
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We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
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I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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