it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
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We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
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LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
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