so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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