well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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