dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
do herpes really smell.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Randomize