Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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