We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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