member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
