Yo dont text me then not text me
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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