the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
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Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
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I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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