I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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