I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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