everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
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i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
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I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
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