I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
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Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
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No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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