if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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