did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
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it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
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He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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