Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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