hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
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I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
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I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
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