Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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