It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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