He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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