Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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