There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Randomize
